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Athletic intellectual seeks some sugar, momma *put "the world is not enough" in your subject line*
I've never really sought this type of relationship before, but I figured I'd look for that mythical unicorn at least once. I've always heard of "sugar mommas" but I've never met one or met a woman that has ever been one in the past. It always seems to be the opposite. However, I'm at a point in my life where the economy just isn't treating me well and it's keeping me from developing the two gifts that I've been blessed with in life: my mind and my body. I'd love to be in the gym taking my body to a level few human beings can imagine while also training others, and I'd love to be in school honing my intellect. It would be nice if I could do this without having to worry about paying rent and working 90 hours a week for very little money (I'm definitely a hard worker).... So I'm being honest I'd like to meet a nice woman that can accommodate, wouldn't mind a great guy with vision, and if the relationship lasts quite awhile would benefit from me becoming an anesthesiologist or plastic surgeon. I know this will most likely be flagged within 5 minutes but whatever. On to the typical "about me" and "what I'm looking for" blurb....
(I'm a sucker for big brown eyes, on brown girls...so open to all races, and ages for that matter)
(Why do so many people put like "we'll say we met in _x_"? Why be ashamed of being online? why be ashamed of anything that you are, that's my philosophy. be the freak that you want to be, someone will like it.)
How exactly is one supposed to sum up one's life and personality in a few lines of text? Honestly. Well, I guess I'm well read, intelligent, committed, a fitness freak, sometimes a loner, unpretentious, and kind of scattered. Not as into music as I am into films and literature. Not political or religious, seems crazy to me to follow any idea blindly (even a good idea), but hey, do what you want. And, I'm always changing, so all of this could be irrelevant tomorrow. imma just do me
I'm pretty sarcastic, and have a dry sense of humor.
Beethoven and I share the same birthday. (Dec. 16)
I can't stand people that incessantly talk about how they classify themselves some "-ian" word. Just say you don't eat this or that, or rather say nothing. Why would anyone care what goes through your digestive system? It's the height of narcissism.
I have a cute little scar from a piercing above my right eye. You can kinda see it in my pic.
One eye is green, the other is blue.
Sometimes I'm fascinated and entertained by very simple things, like clouds and a very blue sky or maybe a vast desert. It's clean, like Laurence said.
My idea of really treating myself is setting aside a night to workout for 5 hours.... I know, I'm a freak...
I think more people need to be told that it's ok to take up space in the world.
When I'm bored, sometimes I draw a few random lines without looking, and then using those lines within a few seconds I try to create an elaborate picture.
Armenian supermodels love me, apparently.
I have a big problem with zoos and animal cruelty, but I don't mind hunting, eating meat, or wearing fur. Death is the end of suffering, no?
I would like more people in my life that I could talk about politics, comedy, history, culture, movies, and news, but at the same time find simple amusement in acting like a complete idiot as well. Also, people that can find hilarity in super serious subjects (that type is hard to find). Why so serious, right? And, as long as I'm making a wish list, it would be cool to find more people that can pick up on, and communicate with, subtle undertones and meanings in a conversation.
I think of myself as a big game hunter, meaning that I have the tendency to take on challenges in life (read "women") that are waaaaaaay out of my league. In that way I'm a masochist. But I aim for the stars, I figure it's best to fail spectacularly rather than dominate over mediocrity.
I'm not bothered by women that describe themselves as "hard to handle" (though we all know what that really means). I don't really see them as quite the challenge I'm sure they see themselves as, I seem pretty laid back but I have a mind and personality that is impossible to topple. And I stopped buying into the gimmick that it's shameful to act like a man when I was like 12.
I plan on learning about 17 languages (and forgetting 16 of them)
If you know that Azerbaijan, Georgia, and Kazakhstan are countries (before Borat came out) you score some points. Double if you're also from a small forgotten country, triple if you have the accent.
I have my shy moments, but then again I have my obnoxiously outgoing moments as well.
For some reason I started listening to NPR all the time recently...
I don't tend to think about tomorrow or next week, I think about the next century or millennium. I guess I prefer focusing on big ideas and problems. Small time stuff is just a nuisance. And speaking of time, I'm starting to think time passes entirely different for me than most people. Either that or time just speeds up as you get older. And that is very frightening. I feel old...
Animals and kids love me, and adults tend to hate me. And I'm indifferent either way, ha.
I'm pretty dominant, so if you're down for that kind of thing....lots of fun!
I tend to add stuff to this without proofreading. Don't judge me...
I'm not worried about putting too much of myself on here and having others learn a lot about me upfront, mostly because there's always more to learn and I develop new quirks every week. And I don't believe in hiding who or what I am. There's one thing that will always turn me loud and aggressive, when others try to tell me what is appropriate, moral, or right. It wouldn't bother me if they were ever correct or even knew what they were talking about. But most people just talk out their ass. And I'm an assassin in a debate.
Most girls, when they meet me, say that I'm a lot different than what they imagined. Mostly because how I write and the things I say seem really silly and goofy, but in real life when I deliver lines it's always deadpan. So you gotta keep that in mind.
But if you're the slightest bit interested in smiling until your cheeks hurt or learning obscure beautiful lady seeking friendship Kansas City Kansas facts, drop me a line.

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