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I'm looking to find a shopping buddy with great fashion sense to help me do some clothes shopping. Sounds pathetic I know but for some reason I just never got the whole shopping lb) which for beautiful lady seeking casual encounter Auburn Maine some reasons means nothing is made to fit me, not really into being a walking billboard for brand names, educated professional type so I think I'm more into the GQ look than hippster, alternative or whatever kind of looks there are.
Yeah I know sounds like a challenge, but I also don't take myself too seriously and I'm pretty fun to be around... despite my shopping retardedness. Okay so if you're an educated professional type looking to do some charity fashion shopping in your spare time, please respond with so credentials like why you think you're fashionable and how you can help me. Oh yeah patients and a good sense of humor may be helpful too =)
Lastly, not to sound like a complete jerk but if your idea of fashion is spray-n-tan, highlights, wicked long nails, squeezing twenty+ extra pounds of juicy into juicy couture...you probably shouldn't reply.
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