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Funny Teddybear LF Cute Curves How are you doing this Early morning miss? Fantastic here. As my post says I'm a plush teddy bear. I'm 25 Handsome but not a pretty boy, white, 5'9ish, I have tattoos and piercings and plan on getting more. I'm what you'd a mans man I go hunting and fishing, I have a gun dog and facial hair. I work on cars, go hiking in the woods. During the summer I like to go river rafting and lake swimming, Walking on the beaches, and BBQ's. Speaking of BBQ's the only ribs i find sexy are covered in sweet baby rays bbq sauce. I Love to cuddle and cook for the special women of my life. I'm whip smart, Ox strong, teddy bear plush, and devilishly evil in my sense of humor. I'm very happy go lucky, But I have a very dominate streak that runs through me as well especially when it comes to men who disrespect me or my women. I've never laid a hand on a women in anger, and I'd love to see someone do it in front of me. Let me state for the record I'm not looking for sex, I don't need the net for that by any means, but sex is a healthy part of a good relationship and with that said, I'm VERY kinky, so if your one of those girls that doesn't appreciate it, don't waist both of our time. also I'm not worried about ages either, long as your under 40 and above 18
So here's what I'm lookin for.
First and foremost
HONEST and TRUSTWORTHY, No skanks need apply, neither do hooker, hoes, or pimps trying to find work
Confidence, Yes, I want a Thick Bubble butt with Confidence.
a LADY, on the streets a freak in the sheets, With that said, I don't want you to give it up easy just cause we cuddled once.
Good Hygiene, No "Smell ya laters" jokes.
Good Sense of Fashion, You must be able to look cute,
Morals and Standards.
Non-Smoker, or atleast trying to quit
Reasonably Smart, no flakes or short bus pimpin's
Emotionally Available. No I don't want to be your rebound
and most importantly, Be able to laugh. I like to do funny shit like go to walmart and throw boxes of condoms in everyone's shopping carts when they aren't looking and than watching the check out, hooking a banana to my belt and walking around the mall while wearing a long shirt, I use to throw parties and smack drunk people with a 2 foot purple double headed dildo. That was some funny shit right there!
You should know I'm loosing my license for 2 years here very quickly so if thats gonna break your heart, dont worry bout wasting our time, on the flipside if you know how to ride the bus were made in the shade baby =)
If any of this sounds appealing let me know, As always your picture gets mine, Put KABLAMO! in the title of the email